Mom: no, he's in Oklahoma
Kid: how long does it take him to get to gramma's?
Mom: about 3 days
Kid: do we pass Oklahoma?
Mom: no, Oklahoma is another state.
Kid: a state like mexico?
Mom: Mexico is a country.
Kid: what is a state?
Mom: ummm so on the piece of land that is the United States, there are
a bunch of different parts that are called states and there are 52 and
all 52 have different names
Kid: when is he going to come?
Mom: well when you get out of jail, you don't just get to go to
Mom: cuz you have to be on um what's it called? Ummm. It's like being
Kid: how about if we send him a cell phone?
Mom: well our phones won't work there because it's different satelites.