"There are two kinds of people in this world. Cake people and pie people."
Long pause for this to sink through Dylan's attention as he reads something on the computer.
"What did you say?"
Dawn points at the cookbook in her hand. "It says that right here: there are two kinds of people in this world, cake people and pie people."
"It does not say that!"
"It does!" Dawn holds up the book to show the title. "And this is the pie BIBLE."
"OK. And where's the cake bible?"
"Right behind you."